The foibles of Broadway debacle Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark will reportedly be fodder for an upcoming episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent. TV Line reports that while the Marvel Comics webslinger-turned-Great White Way superhero singer will not make an appearance, an upcoming episode will mirror the seemingly doomed production that has been plagued by technical glitches, cast injuries, budget overruns and generally villainous reviews. The musical featured in the L&O episode will reportedly be dubbed Icarus (a nod to the falling cast members, no doubt) and will focus on a “high-strung and larger-than-life” director and a rock-star composer named “Arno” (Bono wrote the music for the Spider-Man show).